Yo Muhva Chases Tornadoes with Vodka.

Yo Muhva Gave Ed Grimley Triangle Lessons.

Yo Muhva Knows Pat's Gender.

Yo Muhva Taught Kermit Washington Jeet Kun Do.

Yo Muhva Rubs Gregory Hines' Feet with Savion Glover's Dreads.

Yo Muhva Used her Raise Put Spinning Hub Caps on her '92 Geo Prism.

Yo Muhva Bought Capri Pants at the GAP in Whoopi Goldberg's Teeth.

Yo Muhva Flew to London for Authentic New England Clam Chowder.

Yo Muhva Rocks a Jesus Shuttlesworth Jersey to Church Every Sunday.

Yo Muhva Gave Denzel Washington an Oscar Nomination for Being the First President.

Yo Muhva Saw a Black Panther Pumping his Fist and Asked him Where his Shore House is.

Yo Muhva Gave Sideshow Bob his First Ultra Perm.

Yo Muhva Hates Sting for Leaving The Police and Joining the NWO.

Yo Muhva Got Her Master's Degree at the University of Parts Unknown.

Yo Muhva is Rick Ross' Lamaze Instructor.

Yo Muvha Fought Tonya Harding in the First Season of Celebrity Death Match.

Yo Muvha Sued Weird Al Yankovic for Copyright Infringement.

Yo Muvha Doctored Danny Almonte's Birth Certificate.

Yo Muhva's the Farm Hand that Cleans Huggy Bear's Hoe Stable in the Summer.

Yo Muhva Hit Don Cornelius with a Flying Elbow from the Soul Train Stage.

Yo Muhva was Adam West's Secretary of Mayonnaise During the 1999 Quahog Mayoral Election.

Yo Muhva's a Fake, She's a Bully, & I don't like what she Does to Girl Scouts.

Yo Muhva Lassos Bison with Rakim's Old Rope Chain.

Yo Muvha Works on the Assembly Line at Cogswell Cogs.

Yo Muhva's a Proton Pack Mechanic for the Ghostbusters.

Yo Muhva Doesn't Understand Why Black Men Have Such Bad Taste in White Women.

Yo Muhva Went to an 'N Sync Concert to Meet Sir Lancelot.

Yo Muhva is a Card Carrying Member of the Nation of Domination.

Yo Muhva Hired Robin Ventura as her MMA Sparring Partner.

Yo Muhva Ghost Writes Yo Muhva Verses.

Yo Muhva Called Dog the Bounty Hunter when she Couldn't Find any Napkins.

Yo Muhva Buys Candy Canes for Gingerbread Men with Broken Legs.