Yo Muhva Won The 1998 Slamball Three Point Shootout.

Yo Muhva Drives A Merlot Brougham With Chardonnay Interior.

Yo Muhva Plays DJ Hero On Depeche Mode.

Yo Muhva Coached The Texas State Armadillos In The 1987 Tecmo Bowl.

Yo Muhva Kept An Extra Linemen In To Pick Up Wolf Blitzer.

Yo Muhva Re-Cast Willie Maze Haze.

Yo Muhva Smokes Only The Finest Willie Mays Haze.

Yo Muhva Only Uses Veruca Salt In Her Matzo Ball Soup.

Yo Muhva Uses Hangnails To Mount Artwork.

Yo Muhva Battled Magneto With Xavier McDaniels.

Yo Muhva Learned How To Drive In The Parking Lot Of The Twin Pines Mall.

Yo Muhva Built A Blog Cabin On The Internet With Her Bare Hands.

Yo Muhva Contracted Hepatitis From YouTube When She Went Viral. 

Yo Muhva Bullied Jack Kevorkian Throughout Grammar School. 

Yo Muhva Brushed Captain Lou Albano's Goatee Before Summerslam.

Yo Muhva Sacrifices Goats For Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam.

Yo Muhva Starts Every Morning With A Warm Bowl Of Hall And Oates.

Yo Muhva Cooks With Tim Curry Powder For The WB.

Yo Muhva's A Lesbian That Doesn't Drink Cocktails. 

Yo Muhva Named Him Clay, I'ma Call Him Clay.

Yo Muhva Blew An 8-Ball Shot Against Jeanette Lee At The Las Vegas Invitational.

Yo Muhva Blew An 8-Ball With DJ Lance Rock In Las Vegas.

Yo Muhva Rocks Extensions With Three Prong Adapters.

Yo Muhva Went To The Cotton Bowl With Sidney Moncrief.

Yo Muhva Gave Shakira's Hips A Polygraph Test.