Yo Muhva Plays Bass for Waka Flocka Seagulls.

Yo Muhva Bought a Throwback Moammar Gadhafi Dashiki.

Yo Muhva Planted a Purple Tree so she Could Make Grape Drink from Scratch.

Yo Muhva Taught Carl Lewis the Lyrics to the National Anthem.

Yo Muhva Sells Rogaine to Bald Eagles.

Yo Muhva was a Psychiatrist for Crazy Legs.

Yo Muhva Went to Yeshiva with Shyne Po.

Yo Muhva was The Hamburglar's Defense Attorney.

Yo Muhva Counterfeits Food Stamps.

Yo Muhva is Golddust's Makeup Artist.

Yo Muhva Donates Hair Follicles to Charlie Villanueva.

Yo Muhva Killed DJ Clue with a Lead Pipe in the Library.

Yo Muhva Got a Bee Hive Hair Do with Honey Comb Pubes.

Yo Muhva Didn't Find Kiana's Flex Appealing.

Yo Muhva Plays the Tortilla Chips for a Salsa Band.

Yo Muhva Puts WD-40 on her Barbed Wire Bicep Tattoo.

Yo Muhva Bought a Used Timing Belt from Voltron.

Yo Muhva was the Blurb Editor for Pop-Up Video.

Yo Muhva Asked Her Barber For a Duct Taper Fade.

Yo Muhva Slap Boxed Soda Popinski In Junior High.

Yo Muhva Runs a Shooting Gallery for Retired Porn Stars.

Yo Muhva Puffed the Magic Dragon with Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Yo Muhva Drives a Muskatel Brougham with a Petit Cira Interior.

Yo Muhva Beat Yokozuna in a Spicy Tuna Eating Contest.

Yo Muhva Threads Sylvester Stallone's Eyebrows.

Yo Muhva Went to the Dinosaur National Monument to Buy a Thesaurus.

Yo Muhva Cold Cocked a Hot Lesbian.

Yo Muhva Drafted Bimbo Coles in the 1994 Hoe Draft.

Yo Muhva Put Baby in the Corner, Next to Lil Wayne.

Yo Muhva Taught Gordon Bombay The Triple Deek.

Yo Muhva's A Backup Dancer For Godsmack.