Saturday, May 22, 2010

Yo Muhva Got a Magic Eye Tattoo of Groucho Marx on Her Pelvis.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Yo Muhva Handed Out Discover Cards on the Set of the Tip Drill Music Video.
Yo Muhva is the Travel Agent for the Griswold Family.
Yo Muhva was the Villian in Scorcher IV.
Yo Muhva's Sweet Brother Noomsay is Trying to Kill the Golden Child.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Yo Muhva Can See Sarah Palin from her Back Yard.
Yo Muhva Smokes Catnip with Heathcliff.
Yo Muhva Sells Crack to Plumbers.
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Yo Muhva and Jaromir Jagr Both Regularly Sweat Through 3 Periods Before they Shower.
Yo Muhva Eats Kibbles & Grits for Breakfast.
Yo Muhva Taught Jim Caviezel Aramaic.
Yo Muhva Sells On-line Gift Certificates for Thai Opium Dens.
Yo Muhva Went to Greece cuz she Wanted to See John Travolta Dance.
Yo Muhva Got a Handlebar Mustache with Streamers.
Yo Muhva's our 200th Post and She Really Doesn't Get Most of them Either.
Yo Muhva Rocks Tin Foil Chaps to Get Better Cell Phone Reception.
Yo Muhva's a 3rd Degree Black Belt in Rex Kwon Do.
Yo Muhva Uses Candy Canes to Help her Sweet Ass Walk.
Yo Muhva Bought a Parrot to Make Polly-O String Cheese at Home.
Yo Muhva was the "Member of Immature" that Didn't Belong in House Party 3.
Yo Muhva Smoked Out the Myserty Machine When Nobody was Looking.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Yo Muhva Designs Custom Ostrich Skin Boots and Squirrel Fur Coats for Clyde Frazier.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

 Yo Muhva Thinks Conversate is a Word.
   Yo Muhva Bought O.J. Simpson a set of Ginsu Knives for Winning the 1968 Heisman Trophy.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Yo Muhva was a 4-Time All American in Ultimate Frisbee.
Yo Muhva Drinks Pepsi When She Does Coke cuz it's Clever.
Yo Muhva Writes Biblical Verses on Tim Tebow's Eye Black.
Yo Muhva Rocks a Racoon Fur Sweater Vest to the Beach.
Yo Muhva Dropped a Triple Double on God Shammgod at the 1998 Rucker Tournament.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Yo Muhva was Lead Lip Gloss Applicator at Culture Club's 25th Annual White Party.