Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Yo Muhva Used to Install Flashlights in Urns for Paul Bearer.
Yo Muhva Bought a Touch Screen 8-Track Player off of Ebay.
Yo Muhva was an Undrafted Free Agent from the 1994 Hoe Draft.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Yo Muhva Rocks Flippy Floppies with Pashmina Afgans.
 Yo Muhva Uses a Palm Pilot to Masturbate.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

Yo Muhva Buffed and Waxed the Floors on the Set of "Risky Business."
Yo Muhva Modifies Caulking Guns for Taco Bell Refried Bean Paste Dispensing.
Yo Muhva Sprays Activator on Jimmy Superfly Snuka's Hair Before Cage Matches.
Yo Muhva Plays Free Safety for the University of Phoenix Online.
Yo Muhva Doesn't Beleive that Hitler Killed the Juice.
Yo Muhva Bench Presses Frozen Turkies with the Black Dude from the Dave Mathews Band.
Yo Muhva's Al Gore's House DJ.
Yo Muhva Maintains her Mustache with a Used Lice Comb.
Yo Muhva's a Roadie for the Bacon Brothers Band.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Yo Muhva Got Angry cuz she Didn't Meet Gary Sinise at the CSI New York Graduation Ceremony.