Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Yo Muhva Bedazzled Shower Caps for Bizarre on the 1999 Anger Managemnt Tour.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Yo Muhva Plays Whiffle Ball Treat Williams.
Yo Muhva Rubbed Tiger Balm in Cactus Jack's Eyes at a Teeterboro Community College Exhibition Match in '94.
Yo Muhva Got Fake Gold Fronts with Green Gums.
Yo Muhva Plays Paddle Ball with Stuffed Otters.
Yo Muhva Hand Waxes Cap'n Crunch's Mustache on Alternating Thursdays in the Spring.
Yo Muhva Speaks Spanish, in French.
Yo Muhva Drinks Sake Bombs with Earthworm Jim.
Yo Muhva Got a Tattoo of Little Richard Eating Corn on the Cobb on her Inner Thigh.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Yo Muhva Shot an Episode of Red Shoe Diaries with Jessica Rabbit.
Yo Muhva Drinks Booty Sweat and Vodkas When She Goes Clubbing.
Yo Muhva & Me'll Smoke That Shit Together Man, she Don't Give a FUCK.
Yo Muhva Only Drinks the Finest Boxed Pinot Grigio Out of Used Stilettos.
Yo Muhva Stick Fought Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots Part Deux.
Yo Muhva was the Big 'Uns Centerfold of March of 1989.
Yo Muhva Smoked Woody Harrelson's Favorite Hemp Sweater.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Yo Muhva Designed Tuxedos for the 5 Heartbeats.
Yo Muhva Shampooed Toto from "The Wiz" for a Part as a Flying Monkey.
Yo Muhva's the Kelly Bundy's Verminator Understudy.