Yo Muhva Won The 1998 Slamball Three Point Shootout.

Yo Muhva Drives A Merlot Brougham With Chardonnay Interior.

Yo Muhva Plays DJ Hero On Depeche Mode.

Yo Muhva Coached The Texas State Armadillos In The 1987 Tecmo Bowl.

Yo Muhva Kept An Extra Linemen In To Pick Up Wolf Blitzer.

Yo Muhva Re-Cast Willie Maze Haze.

Yo Muhva Smokes Only The Finest Willie Mays Haze.

Yo Muhva Only Uses Veruca Salt In Her Matzo Ball Soup.

Yo Muhva Uses Hangnails To Mount Artwork.

Yo Muhva Battled Magneto With Xavier McDaniels.

Yo Muhva Learned How To Drive In The Parking Lot Of The Twin Pines Mall.

Yo Muhva Built A Blog Cabin On The Internet With Her Bare Hands.

Yo Muhva Contracted Hepatitis From YouTube When She Went Viral. 

Yo Muhva Bullied Jack Kevorkian Throughout Grammar School. 

Yo Muhva Brushed Captain Lou Albano's Goatee Before Summerslam.

Yo Muhva Sacrifices Goats For Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam.

Yo Muhva Starts Every Morning With A Warm Bowl Of Hall And Oates.

Yo Muhva Cooks With Tim Curry Powder For The WB.

Yo Muhva's A Lesbian That Doesn't Drink Cocktails. 

Yo Muhva Named Him Clay, I'ma Call Him Clay.

Yo Muhva Blew An 8-Ball Shot Against Jeanette Lee At The Las Vegas Invitational.

Yo Muhva Blew An 8-Ball With DJ Lance Rock In Las Vegas.

Yo Muhva Rocks Extensions With Three Prong Adapters.

Yo Muhva Went To The Cotton Bowl With Sidney Moncrief.

Yo Muhva Gave Shakira's Hips A Polygraph Test.

Yo Muhva Goes Drag Racing With Rupaul Walker.

Yo Muhva Sent Me A Greg The Hammer Valentine's Day Card.

Yo Muhva Studied Culinary Arts At Salt And Pepperdine University.

Yo Muhva Is The Place Kicker On The David Akers Intramural Football Squad.

Yo Muhva Is The Center On The Shady Acres Intramural Basketball Squad.

Yo Muhva Borrowed A First Name From Seann William Scott.

Yo Muhva Play Fights With FAO Schwarzkopf.

Yo Muhva Introduced Ben Savage To The World.

Yo Muhva Collects Iron Chef Comic Books.

Yo Muhva Joined The NRA So She Can Always Ride Shotgun.

Yo Muhva's A Conservative Wiccan That Cooks With Eye Of Newt Gingrich.

Yo Muhva Buys Cheap Pyramids On Suez Canal Street.

Yo Muhva Got A Gap Tooth N Abercrombie Gums.

Yo Muhva Greases Conveyor Belts For Wipeout.

Yo Muhva Sews Zebra Leggings For Lil Wayne.

Yo Muhva Plays Where's Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

Yo Muhva's Our 800th Post & She Hasn't Noticed Us Back Dating Posts.

Yo Muhva Bought A $5 Foot Long With Her Metro Card.

Yo Muhva Occupied Wall Street Cuz Baltic Ave Is Wack.

Yo Muhva's Got A Pause Button On Her Resume.

Yo Muhva Climbed Through Neil Patrick Harris' Bedroom Window In The 90s.

Yo Muhva Is A Play By Play Announcer For The Yomiuri Giants.

Yo Muhva Is Strongly Disliked By Rod Smart.

Yo Muhva Loves Ricky More Than Doughboy.

Yo Muhva Was The Opening Act For The Antiques Roadshow.