Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Yo Muhva Tried Paper Training Spuds Mckenzie but Quit when he Couldn't Finish the Crossword Puzzle.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Yo Muhva Helped Sam Cassel Phone Home.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Yo Muhva Eats Ex Lax Before Track Meets to Get the Runs.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Yo Muhva Added the Extra Consonants to Coach K's Last Name.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Yo Muhva Put all her Mother's Sisters in a Glass Box to Make an Ant Farm.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Yo Muhva Back Flipped Over Kyler Storm in Breakthrough & Conquer.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Yo Muhva Rents Out Vans Down by the River.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Yo Muhva was Prince's 1970 AAU Coach.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Yo Muhva Sells Curling Irons to Hasidic Jews.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Yo Muvha had a Threesome with Milli Vanilli for a Spot as their Back Up Dancer Understudy.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Yo Muhva was the Polk High Fullback in Al Bundy's 4 Touchdown Game.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Yo Muhva Sliced Tina Fey.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Yo Muhva Produced Randy Watson's First Single.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Yo Muhva Got a Gerbil that Does Weighted Pull Ups.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Yo Muhva Deep Fries Twinkies in Valvoline.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Yo Muhva Installed Gary Oldmans Fronts in "True Romance".

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Yo Muhva Buys Eyeliner from the Legion of Doom.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Yo Muhva Worked as Air Traffic Control for the Flying Nun.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Yo Muhva Sells Karl Kani Velour Suits at the Big Apple Flea Market.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Yo Muhva Got Sidelined by a Drunken Joe Namath.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Yo Muhva is an LA Galaxy Hooligan.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Yo Muhva Used to Sell Acid Blotters to Mr. Rogers.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Yo Muhva Opened a Corn Dog Stand in Kazakhstan.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Yo Muhva Blew Up Damian Cockburn.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Yo Muhva Cashed Ol Dirty Bastard's Last Wellfare Check Post Martum.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Yo Muhva Did Mark McGrath's Highlights.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Yo Muhva was the Bullpen Catcher for the Georgia Peaches.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Yo Muhva's the Head of Human Resources for Bang Bus.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Yo Muhva Rubs Sesame Seed Oil on Ducks at the Bronx Zoo.