Yo Muhva Bought Andrea Bocelli A Rolls Royce So She Could Watch Phantom Of The Opera.

Yo Muhva Set The World Rub And Tug Record In The Clean And Jerk. 

Yo Muhva Got Her Masters In Universe Studies At Grayskull University.

Yo Muhva Shops For Her Work Clothes At The Polo Grounds. 

Yo Muhva Has A Glass Jaw With Ceramic Teeth.

Yo Muhva Was R.L. Stine's Nanny.

Yo Muhva Had Pop Up Blockers Installed Into All Of Her Push Up Bras.

Yo Muhva Got Kicked Out Of Salt, Pepper & Garlic.

Yo Muhva Does A&R Work For Fefe Dobson.

Yo Muhva Graduated Magna Cum Laude From SUNY Shi'ite.

Yo Muhva Went To Snoop Dogg's House Dressed As Charlie Brown.

Yo Muhva's A Chimney Sweep For Con Ed.

Yo Muhva Uses A Endoscope To Look For Good Weed.

Yo Muhva Designed Tricep Pads For Ahmed Johnson.

Yo Muhva Got A Denim Velour Suit.

Yo Muhva's A Racist With A Chocolate Chip On Her Shoulder.

Yo Muhva Manages A Milano Group Called The Blackstreet Boys.

Yo Muhva Biopsied Robert De Niro's Mole With An Exacto Knife.

Yo Muhva Relaxed Sammy Davis Jr's Hair.

Yo Muhva Sang The National Anthem At The 13th Annual Lance Bassmasters Classic.

Yo Muhva Went Green Eggs And HAM On Dr.Seuss.

Yo Muhva Went Parasailing With Shane Battier's Spare Head Skin.

Yo Muhva Has Tattoos With Conflicting Ideologies.

Yo Muhva Goes Cigar Shopping With Monica Lewinsky.

Yo Muhva Cut In On Tom Petty's Last Dance With Mary Jane.

Yo Muhva Got Vitiligo When Someone Told Her To Lighten Up.

Yo Muhva Is An Acronym With No Meaning.

Yo Muhva Was The Foreman On Project Mayhem.

Yo Muhva Dresses Her Wounds With The Thousandth Island.

Yo Muhva Has A Butt Plug Converter For When She Travels To Europe.

Yo Muhva Weaves Wicker Fruit Baskets With Her Teeth.

Yo Muhva Rocks A Nicotine Eye Patch To Quit Staring.