Yo Muhva Won The 1998 Slamball Three Point Shootout.

Yo Muhva Drives A Merlot Brougham With Chardonnay Interior.

Yo Muhva Plays DJ Hero On Depeche Mode.

Yo Muhva Coached The Texas State Armadillos In The 1987 Tecmo Bowl.

Yo Muhva Kept An Extra Linemen In To Pick Up Wolf Blitzer.

Yo Muhva Re-Cast Willie Maze Haze.

Yo Muhva Smokes Only The Finest Willie Mays Haze.

Yo Muhva Only Uses Veruca Salt In Her Matzo Ball Soup.

Yo Muhva Uses Hangnails To Mount Artwork.

Yo Muhva Battled Magneto With Xavier McDaniels.

Yo Muhva Learned How To Drive In The Parking Lot Of The Twin Pines Mall.

Yo Muhva Built A Blog Cabin On The Internet With Her Bare Hands.

Yo Muhva Contracted Hepatitis From YouTube When She Went Viral. 

Yo Muhva Bullied Jack Kevorkian Throughout Grammar School. 

Yo Muhva Brushed Captain Lou Albano's Goatee Before Summerslam.

Yo Muhva Sacrifices Goats For Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam.

Yo Muhva Starts Every Morning With A Warm Bowl Of Hall And Oates.

Yo Muhva Cooks With Tim Curry Powder For The WB.

Yo Muhva's A Lesbian That Doesn't Drink Cocktails.