Friday, September 30, 2011

Yo Muhva Signed Up For A Concentration Camp To Help Her ADD.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

 
 Yo Muhva Runs A Bodega At The Corner Of Roody Poo Lane And Jabroni Drive.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Yo Muhva Couldn't Dodge Contracting VD From Patches O'Houlihan.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Yo Muhva Told Cam'Ron She Hustles And He Said Be Careful.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Yo Muhva's The Lieutenant To Captain Lou Albano.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Yo Muhva Naired Jeff Goldblum In Earth Girls Are Easy.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Yo Muhva Uses A Fish Eye Lens To Videotape Salmon.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Yo Muhva Bought Flowers For A Python Cuz She Wants To Be A Snake Charmer.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Yo Muhva Exclusively Wears Louis Vuitton Colostomy Bags.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Yo Muhva Got Dusted With Mitt Romney At Lollapalooza.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Yo Muhva Took An Umbrella To The Congo To Fight Gorilla Monsoon.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Yo Muhva Plays Concentration With Oranges.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Yo Muhva Chartered The Mississippi Aboard Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Yo Muhva Sells Monkey Wrenches At The Bronx Zoo.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Yo Muhva Sold Junkyard Dog A Used Plymouth Steering Wheel.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Yo Muhva Gave Up Easter For Lent.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Yo Muhva Permed Damian Cockburn's Hair.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Yo Muhva Asked Rude Jude Why He Betrayed Jesus.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Yo Muhva Listens To Fiona Apple For Her Daily Serving Of Fruit.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Yo Muhva Dated Mr. Socko Cuz He Was Mic Foley's Right Hand Man.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Yo Muhva Won The Hardcore Championship Belt From Tera Patrick.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Yo Muhva Sold Her Virginity On Pawn Stars.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Yo Muhva Massages Forest Whittaker's Good Eye.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Yo Muhva Only Likes The Dino Radja Flavored Flintstone's Vitamins.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Yo Muhva Survived The Shoot Out From State Property.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Yo Muhva Made Bolo Yeung Tap Out At The '76 Kumite.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Yo Muhva's A Freemason That Shoots One Handed Free Throws.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Yo Muhva Poked Dae Han In The Eye.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Yo Muhva Knits Sweater Vests For The Mean Street Posse.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Yo Muhva Gives Big Foot His Weekly Manicures.