Thursday, March 31, 2011

Yo Muhva Wears a Push-Up Bra to Work Out her Chest.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Yo Muhva Bought Prodigy a Sickle Cell Phone for his Birthday.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Yo Muhva Flew to Korea for Genuine Soul Food.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Yo Muhva Was Lois Einhorn's First Boyfriend.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Yo Muhva Cooks Jive Turkeys On Thanksgiving.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Yo Muhva has Lockjaw With a Combination.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Yo Muhva Went to the Deli to Find the New L.O.X CD.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Yo Muhva Dropped Acid and Went to See Disney on Ice With 3rd Bass.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Yo Muhva Gets Her Driving Directions From GSP.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Yo Muhva Drinks Ken Shamrock Shakes on St. Patrick's Day

Monday, March 21, 2011

Yo Muhva Gave Art Garfunkel his First Blowout Kit.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Yo Muhva Bought an Xbox to Trap Wolverine.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Yo Muhva Plays Rusty Trombone for the NY Philharmonic.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Yo Muhva Went to the Dentist to Get Bluetooth.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Yo Muhva Got a Caesar Fade with Brutus Side Burns.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Yo Muhva Knows what Marcellus Wallace Looks Like.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Yo Muhva Sold Uncle Elroy his Winning Lottery Ticket.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Yo Muhva Bought her Class Pet at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Yo Muhva Offered to Donate One of her Testicles to Lance Armstrong.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Yo Muhva Watched Eddie Murphy Raw to Learn How to Make Sushi.

Friday, March 11, 2011

 Yo Muhva Bought an Atari 360 with Wi-Fi.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Yo Muhva Uses a Jump Rope to Roll Double Dutches.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Yo Muhva Wanted a Cell Phone but Ran Out of the Store Top Speed.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Yo Muhva was the DJ at Matisyahu's Bar Mitzvah.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Yo Muhva is Michael Richards' Black Friend.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Yo Muhva Eats a Whole Box of Lucky Charms Before Going to Atlantic City.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Yo Muhva Eats Corn Pops with Extra Butter.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Yo Muhva Misspelled Johnny Depp's Name cuz she Thought he was a Porn Star.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Yo Muhva Hand Links Chain Mail for Andre 3000.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Yo Muhva Stole Stanley Ipkiss' Pajamas.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Yo Muhva Finished 2nd at the 2009 Westminster Dog Show.