Yo Muhva Held Mr. Ed's Cue Cards.

Yo Muhva Uses a Shake Weight to Practice her Ceelo Roll.

Yo Muhva Sold Bulk Lumber to Hacksaw Jim Duggan in the 80's.

Yo Muhva Cheated off of Osmosis Jones in Biology Lab.

Yo Muhva Hand Weaves Horse Hair Wigs for Marv Albert.

Yo Muvha Beat Medusa in a Staring Contest.

Yo Muvha did the Dirty Bird after Killing Michael Vick's Hamster.

Yo Muhva Tried to Buff Mr. Clean's Head with a Sham-Wow.

Yo Muhva Wittled Toothpicks for Razor Ramon.

Yo Muhva Thought the Ottoman Empire was a Furniture Store on Canal Street.

Yo Muhva Baled Hay with her Teeth at the 1964 Kentucky State Fair.

Yo Muvha Ate Pork Lo Mein off Mao Zedong's Bald Spot.

Yo Muhva Asked Lebron James how Dwayne Wade's Jock Strap Tastes.

Yo Muvha was Tom Cruise's Concubine in "The Last Samurai."

Yo Muhva has Slick Rick's Eye.

Yo Muhva Watches ESPN to see what the Future Holds.

Yo Muhva Bought a Foreman Grill for a Prefight Stare Down.

Yo Muhva Drives a Rolls Royce with Walt Frazier and Earl Monroe in the Back Seat.

Yo Muhva Studied Theology with the Reverend Sultan at Yemen State University.

 Yo Muhva Reads Bed Time Stories to Tom Clancy.

Yo Muhva Runs Segway Tours at Dollywood.

Yo Muhva Uses Clean Shaven Homosexuals to Make Fruit Smoothies.

Yo Muhva Seduced Siegfried and Roy's Tiger.

Yo Muvha Got Sent to the Bruins' Penalty Box for Hocking a Lungie on Seabass' Burger.

Yo Muhva Fed George Washington Termites to See if the Rumors were True.

Yo Muhva Got Athlete's Lips.

Yo Muhva is Ric Flair's Vocal Coach.

Yo Muhva Slapped Paula Deen with a Handful of Crisco and Pulled Back a Nub.

Yo Muvha Waited on Line at a Nigerian Footlocker for 3 Hours for a Pair of Yinka Dare's First Kicks.

Yo Muhva Got a Pacemaker with Bluetooth.