Yo Muhva's Gonna Try That Shit on the Train Son.

Yo Muhva Rocks Opened Toed Sandals with Chancletas with Jeans on.

Yo Muhva Got a Scratch & Sniff Theodore Roosevelt Blacklight Poster in her Dorm Room.

Yo Muhva's Not About Butthole Pleasures.

Yo Muhva Bakes Urinal Cakes from Scratch.

Yo Muhva's Dead, Now I Got Ta Cut Ya.

Yo Muhva Cracks Wallnuts with her Eyelids.

Yo Muhva Spun Vinyl on her Nipples for the DJ's at Studio 54.

Yo Muhva Got a Swiss Army Prosthetic Hand with a Lug Wrench.

Yo Muhva Beat Jay-Z in a Jay-Z Look a Like Contest.

Yo Muhva Leaves Passive Aggressive Posit-It Notes.

Yo Muhva Thinks Jesus Christ Can't Hit a Curveball.

Yo Muhva Got 3 Battle Tracks Against Hulk Hogan & a VK Wallstreet Freestyle on her Last Album.

Yo Muhva Played with herself Last Night... And Lost.

Yo Muhva Uses Swedish Body Heat to Make Jiffy-Pop.

Yo Muhva Put Margaret Thatcher in a Figure 4 at a House Party in Dubai.

Yo Muhva was Daniel Laruso's Landlord.

Yo Muhva Lost Two Fingers Giving Lion-o a Manicure back in '88.

Yo Muhva Took Dude Love's Virginity.

Yo Muhva Asked to See the Manager at Century 21 when she Didn't See the Jetson's Car on Display.

Yo Muhva was the Barking Sample on "Stop Bein' Greedy."

Yo Muhva Thumb Wrestled Bob Dole in 'Nam.

Yo Muhva's Richie Cunningham's Missing Older Brother.

Yo Muhva is Gina Davis' Gum Line.

Yo Muhva thinks Slick Rick is 12 inches tall.