Thursday, December 31, 2009


Yo Muhva Choreographed for the '85 Bears.

Yo Muhva Fist Pumps Like A Champ.

Sunday, December 13, 2009


Yo Muhva was Principle of Bayside High School from 1989-1993.

Yo Muhva's the Baddest Mofo Low Down Around this Town.

Yo Muhva Executive Produced the Soul Glo Commercial.

Yo Muhva's the Undefeated Slap Boxing Champion of West Brighton.

Yo Muhva Conducts Bible Study with Larry Johnson.

Yo Muhva's Does Stage Shows for Gwar.

Yo Muhva Rents Party Tents to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Yo Muhva Shits Junkies.

Friday, December 11, 2009


Yo Muhva Smells Like Bologna for Some Reason.

Yo Muhva Beat Joe Louis' Ass.

Yo Muhva's a General Manager at Popcopy.
Yo Muhva Put Chapstick on Jay-Z's Lips with a Paint Roller for a Feature on Blueprint 3.

Yo Muhva Fucked Around and Got a Triple-Double.

Yo Muhva was Teddy Riley's Puppeteer.

Yo Muhva Piloted the Plane that Flipped Over Jeff Van Gundy's 1995 Honda Civic.

Yo Muhva Cleans Ben Vereen's Litter Box.

Yo Muhva Got Shot, by her Father, on her Birthday, for Crack.

Yo Muhva Works as Technical Support for Dell.

Yo Muhva Doesn't Believe in Tipping.

Yo Muhva Tastes Like Snozberries.

Yo Muhva was Tyrone Hill's Highschool Prom Date.

Yo Muhva is Chris Brown's Tae-Bo Instructor.

Yo Muhva was Pee Wee Herman's Cellmate.

Yo Muhva Used to Shadow Box with Chris Childs.

Yo Muhva does Wesley Snipes' Taxes.

Yo Muhva Rocks a Ten Gallon Hat with Rhine Stones.

Thursday, December 10, 2009


Yo Muhva is So Excited.




Yo Muhva Went Streaking with Frank the Tank.



Yo Muhva was George W Bush's Head Speech Writer.

Yo Muhva Bare Knuckle Boxed Young Abraham Lincoln.

Yo Muhva Gave Cam'Ron Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Yo Muhva is Jon Lovitz's Speech Therapist.

Yo Muhva was Key Grip on "Howard the Duck."

Yo Muhva Tased Me Bro.

Yo Muhva Rubs Vaseline on Tyrone Biggums' Lips in the Winter.

Yo Muhva was Pookie's Dermatologist.

Yo Muhva's Dick Cheney's Hype Man.

Yo Muhva is a Founding Member of the Cobra Kai Dojo.

Yo Muhva Sang Background Vocals for Sexual Chocolate.

Yo Muhva's Dale Earnhardt Jr's Pit Crew Chief.

Yo Muhva Likes Bean Pies and Big Booties.

Yo Muhva was Gladys Knight's Rhythm Section.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


Yo Muhva Shot Marvin in the Face.
Yo Muhva is Toshi.

Yo Muhva Repeats the Lyrics to "Apollo Kids" Backwards in her Sleep.

Yo Muhva Put the Satin on Yo Panties.

Yo Muhva Once Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom.

Yo Muhva is Gheorghe Muresan's Talent Agent.