Yo Muhva's 

Cheating on your Dad with his Wife.

Yo Muhva Swears Mr. Softee is the Viagra Spokesman.

Yo Muhva Did a Screen Test for 3 Fast 3 Furious.

Yo Muhva Eats Nachos out of Midget Sombreros.

Yo Muhva Avoids Sleep During the Day so she Doesn't Get Nappy Hair.

Yo Muvha Won the 1988 Miss Black Awarness Pageant.

Yo Muhva Listed her Gay Porn Experience as a Reference for a Job Selling Fruit Juice.

Yo Muhva Spun the Room for Jamiroquai.

Yo Muhva Won't Ride the Staten Island Ferry cuz she's Hetero.

Yo Muhva Bought Andre Rison the Urn that he Put his House In.

Yo Muhva Uses OxiClean to Treat her Acne.

Yo Muhva Believes Rocky IV Resolved the Cold War.

Yo Muhva Gets Shape Ups From Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

Yo Muhva Battled Baracka Flocka Flame on Meet the Press.

 

Yo Muhva Had DMX Spayed and Neutered. 

Yo Muhva Booked Marlee Matlin for Def Comedy Jam.

Yo Muhva named Ray Allen after Earl Monroe.

Yo Muhva Broke Up the Fight Between Zack and Slater.

Yo Muhva Drove a Bus Through Michael Strahan's Two Front Teeth.

Yo Muhva Got Asked what Cup Size she was at Victoria's Secret & said "Venti."

Yo Muhva's Originally from Compton but Moved to Seoul to Open a Liquor store.

Yo Muhva's Got a Milk Carton on the Back of her Face.

Yo Muhva Picked Frederick Douglass' Hair before Debates.

Yo Muhva Google Mapped her G Spot.

Yo Muhva Buys Petroleum Jelly from the Iron Sheik

Yo Muhva Gave Kayak Lessons at Camp Anawanna.

Yo Muhva Charges Duracells with the Fillings in her Teeth.

Yo Muhva Flew for Star Fox in 'Nam.

Yo Muhva Bought her Pants at the Toilet Store.

Yo Muhva Bootleged the Bob Ross VHS Box Set.

Yo Muhva Moved to Iran and Joined the Hair Club for Men so she could Sell Persian Rugs.

Yo Muhva Held Mr. Ed's Cue Cards.

Yo Muhva Uses a Shake Weight to Practice her Ceelo Roll.

Yo Muhva Sold Bulk Lumber to Hacksaw Jim Duggan in the 80's.

Yo Muhva Cheated off of Osmosis Jones in Biology Lab.

Yo Muhva Hand Weaves Horse Hair Wigs for Marv Albert.

Yo Muvha Beat Medusa in a Staring Contest.

Yo Muvha did the Dirty Bird after Killing Michael Vick's Hamster.

Yo Muhva Tried to Buff Mr. Clean's Head with a Sham-Wow.

Yo Muhva Wittled Toothpicks for Razor Ramon.

Yo Muhva Thought the Ottoman Empire was a Furniture Store on Canal Street.

Yo Muhva Baled Hay with her Teeth at the 1964 Kentucky State Fair.

Yo Muvha Ate Pork Lo Mein off Mao Zedong's Bald Spot.

Yo Muhva Asked Lebron James how Dwayne Wade's Jock Strap Tastes.

Yo Muvha was Tom Cruise's Concubine in "The Last Samurai."

Yo Muhva has Slick Rick's Eye.

Yo Muhva Watches ESPN to see what the Future Holds.

Yo Muhva Bought a Foreman Grill for a Prefight Stare Down.

Yo Muhva Drives a Rolls Royce with Walt Frazier and Earl Monroe in the Back Seat.

Yo Muhva Studied Theology with the Reverend Sultan at Yemen State University.