Yo Muhva Starts Fights with her Girlfriend so she can Play Xbox Live.

Yo Muhva Sells Al-Qaida Bootleg Videos at the Barbershop.

Yo Muhva Hates the Back of Forest Whitaker's Neck Cuz it's Black.

Yo Muhva was John F. Kennedy's Bookie.

Yo Muhva Throws Singles on Fishing Line at the Jiggly Room.

Yo Muhva is President of the Acme Anvil Corporation.

Yo Muhva was Bill Clinton's Elementary School Music Teacher.

Yo Muhva Used to Battle Boogaloo Shrimp on Cardboard Boxes in the South Bronx.

Yo Muhva Runs Laps Around the English Channel.

Yo Muhva was Starting Point Guard for Prince and the Revolution.

Yo Muhva Pulls Hats Out of Rabbits.

Yo Muhva was Tour Manager for the Zack Attack.

Yo Muhva Dropped Acid with Bea Arthur at Six Flags.

Yo Muhva Lost a Freestyle Battle to Ronald Reagan back in '78.

Yo Muhva puts Mustard and Relish on the Back of Timbaland's Neck.

Yo Muhva Hates Whoopi Goldberg's Lips cuz They're Black.

Yo Muhva Sells Hentai to Underaged Asian Boys.

Yo Muhva's Gambit's Blackjack Dealer.

Yo Muhva Dreads Hair for Rebellious Rich White College Students.

Yo Muhva Used to Spray Tan Bela Lugosi.

Yo Muhva Wears Moccasins to Bed in the Summer.

Yo Muhva Uses Food Stamps to Mail herself Frosted Flakes.

Yo Muhva Drank Emilio Estevez's Bong Water on a Dare.

Yo Muhva was George the Animal Steele's Body Waxer.

Yo Muhva was Breakdancin' in a Law video, Spinnin on her Lips.

Yo Muhva Stole the Agrocrag.

Yo Muhva's Craig Sager Personal Shopper.

Yo Muhva's 2 Cold Scorpio's Tailor.

Yo Muhva Delivers Chinese Food on a Unicycle.

Yo Muhva Mow's the Lambeau Field Grass with a Straight Razor.

Yo Muhva Juggles Live Squirrels.

Yo Muhva Plays Hacky Sack with Klondike Bars.

Yo Muhva Rocks a Rubber Suit with Nipples to Have Safe Sex.

Yo Muhva Breaks Walnuts with the Back of her Knees at iHop.

Yo Muhva's our 100th Post & Even She Don't Read This Shit.

Yo Muhva Produces Only the Finest of Cambodian Breast Milks.

Yo Muhva's Always Got to Protect the McNuggets.

Yo Muhva Wanted to be an Engineer.

Yo Muhva Collects Used Mouth Guards from Tae Kwon Do Tournaments.

Yo Muhva Sweats Curry Powder.

Yo Muhva Tan's Rabbit Skins for The Waltons.

Yo Muhva Massage's Shane Battier's Scalp with her Teeth.

Yo Muhva's the Lazy Garbage Man that Saved Nino Brown's Life.

Yo Muhva's Héctor Elizondo's Love Scene Body Double.

Yo Muhva Teaches Political Science at Port Chester University.

Yo Muhva Manually Inflates Belgian Bossaball Courts.

Yo Muhva Wears 37 Pieces of Flair.

Yo Muhva Wrote the Screenplay for Tonya Harding's Sex Tape.

Yo Muhva was Disqualified from the 1989 Extreme Ironing World Championship for Steaming a Silk Button Down with her Breath.

Yo Muhva was E.T.'s Elementary School ESL Tutor.