Yo Muhva Woulda Been our 300th Post but she's too Busy Reading Chuck Norris Facts.

Yo Muhva Taught Nosferatu How to Play Basketball.

Yo Muhva Rents a Condominium to Have Safe Sex.

Yo Muhva Got a Prosthetic Leg with a Stash Spot.

Yo Muhva was the Lead Play by Play Analyst at Last Year's Running of the Jew.

Yo Muhva Got the Clap so she Could Feel Appreciated.

Yo Muhva Ate Gilbert Grape.

Yo Muhva's a Dyslexic that Puts Eggo Waffles on her Lego Blocks.

Yo Muva Stole Carl Winslow's Lipitor Prescription.

Yo Muhva Accused Jay-Z of Cannibalism when she Saw him Smoking a Camel Cigarette.

Yo Muva Snuck Kirstie Alley Twinkies at fat Camp.

Yo Muhva Went to a Blood Bank for a New Plasma TV.

Yo Muhva Hits the No Homo Button to Pause Video Games.

Yo Muhva Beats the Shit Out of Colostomy Bags.

Yo Muhva Feels Sorry that C-Murder Got Locked Up Just cuz he Witnessed a Homicide.

Yo Muhva Shattered the Non-Regulation Backboard in Muggsy Bogues' Backyard.

Yo Muhva Bought a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do from Macy's.

Yo Muvha Choreographed Prince Naseem's Ring Entrances.

Yo Muhva Went to the Amazon Rainforest Looking for a Feather Boa Constrictor.

Yo Muhva Went Bobbing for Bean Pies with Elijah Muhammad in the 60's.

Yo Muhva Thought Ironman was a "Who's the Boss" Spinoff.

Yo Muhva Uses a Number 2 Keyboard.

Yo Muhva Shagged an Airport Greeter in Hawaii so she Could Say she Got Laid Twice Before she Even Got to the Hotel.

Yo Muhva Beats the Homless cuz she Thinks Knuckle Sandwiches are Filling.

Yo Muhva has a Warp Zone in her Attic.

Yo Muhva Sent Jenna Jameson her Application to Morehead State University.

Yo Muhva Bought a Rocking Chair to Play Guitar Hero.

Yo Muhva Broke in to Dave Chappelle's House and Hung Up Pictures of her Family Everywhere.

Yo Muhva Made Marc Dacascos a Copeira Mixtape for Iron Chef.

Yo Muhva Hit Siren in the Ear with a Bottle Rocket when she was a Kid.