Yo Muhva's 

Cheating on your Dad with his Wife.

Yo Muhva Swears Mr. Softee is the Viagra Spokesman.

Yo Muhva Did a Screen Test for 3 Fast 3 Furious.

Yo Muhva Eats Nachos out of Midget Sombreros.

Yo Muhva Avoids Sleep During the Day so she Doesn't Get Nappy Hair.

Yo Muvha Won the 1988 Miss Black Awarness Pageant.

Yo Muhva Listed her Gay Porn Experience as a Reference for a Job Selling Fruit Juice.

Yo Muhva Spun the Room for Jamiroquai.

Yo Muhva Won't Ride the Staten Island Ferry cuz she's Hetero.

Yo Muhva Bought Andre Rison the Urn that he Put his House In.

Yo Muhva Uses OxiClean to Treat her Acne.

Yo Muhva Believes Rocky IV Resolved the Cold War.

Yo Muhva Gets Shape Ups From Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

Yo Muhva Battled Baracka Flocka Flame on Meet the Press.

 

Yo Muhva Had DMX Spayed and Neutered. 

Yo Muhva Booked Marlee Matlin for Def Comedy Jam.

Yo Muhva named Ray Allen after Earl Monroe.

Yo Muhva Broke Up the Fight Between Zack and Slater.

Yo Muhva Drove a Bus Through Michael Strahan's Two Front Teeth.

Yo Muhva Got Asked what Cup Size she was at Victoria's Secret & said "Venti."

Yo Muhva's Originally from Compton but Moved to Seoul to Open a Liquor store.

Yo Muhva's Got a Milk Carton on the Back of her Face.

Yo Muhva Picked Frederick Douglass' Hair before Debates.

Yo Muhva Google Mapped her G Spot.

Yo Muhva Buys Petroleum Jelly from the Iron Sheik

Yo Muhva Gave Kayak Lessons at Camp Anawanna.

Yo Muhva Charges Duracells with the Fillings in her Teeth.

Yo Muhva Flew for Star Fox in 'Nam.

Yo Muhva Bought her Pants at the Toilet Store.

Yo Muhva Bootleged the Bob Ross VHS Box Set.

Yo Muhva Moved to Iran and Joined the Hair Club for Men so she could Sell Persian Rugs.