Yo Muhva Bought Andrea Bocelli A Rolls Royce So She Could Watch Phantom Of The Opera.

Yo Muhva Set The World Rub And Tug Record In The Clean And Jerk. 

Yo Muhva Got Her Masters In Universe Studies At Grayskull University.

Yo Muhva Shops For Her Work Clothes At The Polo Grounds. 

Yo Muhva Has A Glass Jaw With Ceramic Teeth.

Yo Muhva Was R.L. Stine's Nanny.

Yo Muhva Had Pop Up Blockers Installed Into All Of Her Push Up Bras.

Yo Muhva Got Kicked Out Of Salt, Pepper & Garlic.

Yo Muhva Does A&R Work For Fefe Dobson.

Yo Muhva Graduated Magna Cum Laude From SUNY Shi'ite.

Yo Muhva Went To Snoop Dogg's House Dressed As Charlie Brown.

Yo Muhva's A Chimney Sweep For Con Ed.

Yo Muhva Uses A Endoscope To Look For Good Weed.

Yo Muhva Designed Tricep Pads For Ahmed Johnson.

Yo Muhva Got A Denim Velour Suit.

Yo Muhva's A Racist With A Chocolate Chip On Her Shoulder.

Yo Muhva Manages A Milano Group Called The Blackstreet Boys.

Yo Muhva Biopsied Robert De Niro's Mole With An Exacto Knife.

Yo Muhva Relaxed Sammy Davis Jr's Hair.

Yo Muhva Sang The National Anthem At The 13th Annual Lance Bassmasters Classic.

Yo Muhva Went Green Eggs And HAM On Dr.Seuss.

Yo Muhva Went Parasailing With Shane Battier's Spare Head Skin.

Yo Muhva Has Tattoos With Conflicting Ideologies.

Yo Muhva Goes Cigar Shopping With Monica Lewinsky.

Yo Muhva Cut In On Tom Petty's Last Dance With Mary Jane.

Yo Muhva Got Vitiligo When Someone Told Her To Lighten Up.

Yo Muhva Is An Acronym With No Meaning.

Yo Muhva Was The Foreman On Project Mayhem.

Yo Muhva Dresses Her Wounds With The Thousandth Island.

Yo Muhva Has A Butt Plug Converter For When She Travels To Europe.

Yo Muhva Weaves Wicker Fruit Baskets With Her Teeth.

Yo Muhva Rocks A Nicotine Eye Patch To Quit Staring.

Yo Muhva Was The First Sideline Reporter For The Naked News.

Yo Muhva Used A Telescope To Find The Samsung Galaxy On Ebay.

Yo Muhva Bought An Escalade Cus She Hates Taking The Stairs.

Yo Muhva Was Lead Composer For The Psycho Dad Theme Song.

Yo Muhva Drew A Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson Book.

Yo Muhva Has Seen All Of Andy Garcia's Movies Cuz She's A Grateful Dead Fan.

Yo Muhva's Got An 8 Ball Jacket With A Slot For Quarters. 

Yo Muhva Shot Sam Wheat.

Yo Muhva Has Avatar On VHS.

Yo Muhva Went To City Hall To Get Merried On Xmas.

Yo Muhva Drives A 2x4 Truck.

Yo Muhva Pitched Middle Relief For The Kekambas.

Yo Muhva Uses Oxy Pads When She Menstruates.

Yo Muhva Played The Triangles In A Band With Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Yo Muhva Studies The Bible While Listening To Jesus Christ Superstar.

Yo Muhva Sucks The Rust Off Of Danica Patrick's Lug Nuts In The Preseason.

Yo Muhva's A Bookie For The American Cribbage Congress.

Yo Muhva Tried To Rent The Neopolitan Dynamite Dvd From Baskin Robbins.