Yo Muhva Got a Glass Eye that Cries Windex.

Yo Muhva Killed Roger Pedacter cuz he Found Captain Winkie.

Yo Muhva Uses Vagicil to Get an Extra Three Inch Drop on her Curveball.

Yo Muhva Called Inspectah Deck to Fix her Cassette Recorder.

Yo Muhva was the Starting Water Boy for the Little Giants.

Yo Muhva Won't Date Sisqo cuz he's Druish.

Yo Muhva is Drake's Wheelchair Mechanic.

Yo Muhva Just Got Promoted to Fries at McDowell's.

Yo Muhva Graduated the Police Academy with Axel Foley.

Yo Muhva has Club Soda Foot.

Yo Muhva Got a Porno Sketch Pad she Calls Dick Tracy.

Yo Muhva Tried to find the Hypotenuse in Triangle Quantico

Yo Muhva stole 85 lbs from Curtis Jackson.

Yo Muhva Bought Cigarettes from Blade Brown in Juvi.

Yo Muhva got Waterboarded by the FBI for Ripping the Tag Off of a Mattress.

Yo Muhva Planned a Trip to South Africa to Meet Nelson Mandela cuz she Loved "Lean on Me."

Yo Muhva Thinks Puerto Ricans are Lazy Michael.

Yo Muhva's Got Harvey Keitel in a Burlap Sack in her Basement.

Yo Muhva Went to an AA Meeting to Get Help Changing a Spare.

Yo Muhva Hand Wove Gargamel's Robe with her Feet.

Yo Muhva Joined the Marines to Study Plankton

Yo Muhva Delivered Chinese Food to General Tso.

Yo Muhva Went Looking for Amelia Earhart & Found Bokeem Woodbine's Career.

Yo Muhva Doesn't Believe I'm Muslim cuz I'm White.

Yo Muhva Doesn't Know she's our 400th Post cuz she Forgot How to Spell the Blog Name.

Yo Muhva Sells Bronzer to Wesley Snipes.

Yo Muhva Went to Gary's Shoes for a Pair of Jordans.

Yo Muhva Files Her Taxes with Irwin R. Schyster.

Yo Muhva Spits Biblical Verses with Rev Run.

Yo Muhva was Leon Spinks' Orthodontist.

Yo Muhva Knots Lassos for Twinkie the Kid.