Yo Muhva is Sexually Active in the Community.

Yo Muhva Poured Tussin on a Compound Fracture.

Yo Muhva Had no Idea What the Five Fingers Said to the Face.

Yo Muhva Sells Kosher Ham Sandwiches.

Yo Muhva Got Stretch Marks on her Bones.

Yo Muhva Measured Terrence Cody for his First Sports Bra.

Yo Muhva Flat Irons her Nose Hair.

Yo Muhva Gave Mr. Carosi a Handsky in the Kitchen of the Malibu Beach Club.

Yo Muhva Battled Henry Rollins at the 1998 Def Poetry Jam.

Yo Muhva Tried Selling Kurt Cobain a Bulletproof Helmet in '91.

Yo Muhva Poached Willy.

Yo Muhva's Got a Herniated Disc in her CD Player.

Yo Muhva Flew to Cyprus so she Could Meet Sen Dog.

Yo Muhva Pantsed Skip to My Lou on And1 Mixtape Volume 4,537.

Yo Muhva Killed Killer, B.

Yo Muhva Rocks a G-String to Prove She Has Street Cred.

Yo Muhva Won the 1996 Magic Invitational Tournament.

Yo Muhva Signed Her Pity on the Runny Kine in the Mid 90s.

Yo Muhva's an Australian Lead Farmer.

Yo Muhva Lost Lauryn Hill's Mind.

Yo Muhva Rolls Spike Lee's Joints.

Yo Muhva Knows What a Wedge is.

Yo Muhva Does Color Commentary for Grindtime Rap Battles.

Yo Muhva Gets Jobu his Refills.

Yo Muhva has a Get Out of Jail Half-Off Card.

Yo Muhva Was Lead Baritone in Father O'malley's Choir.

 

Yo Muhva Bought Mega Man Turbotax for Chanukah.

Yo Muhva Got a Hair with a Mole Growing Out of It.