Yo Muhva Was The First Sideline Reporter For The Naked News.

Yo Muhva Used A Telescope To Find The Samsung Galaxy On Ebay.

Yo Muhva Bought An Escalade Cus She Hates Taking The Stairs.

Yo Muhva Was Lead Composer For The Psycho Dad Theme Song.

Yo Muhva Drew A Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson Book.

Yo Muhva Has Seen All Of Andy Garcia's Movies Cuz She's A Grateful Dead Fan.

Yo Muhva's Got An 8 Ball Jacket With A Slot For Quarters. 

Yo Muhva Shot Sam Wheat.

Yo Muhva Has Avatar On VHS.

Yo Muhva Went To City Hall To Get Merried On Xmas.

Yo Muhva Drives A 2x4 Truck.

Yo Muhva Pitched Middle Relief For The Kekambas.

Yo Muhva Uses Oxy Pads When She Menstruates.

Yo Muhva Played The Triangles In A Band With Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Yo Muhva Studies The Bible While Listening To Jesus Christ Superstar.

Yo Muhva Sucks The Rust Off Of Danica Patrick's Lug Nuts In The Preseason.

Yo Muhva's A Bookie For The American Cribbage Congress.

Yo Muhva Tried To Rent The Neopolitan Dynamite Dvd From Baskin Robbins.

Yo Muhva Deported Sean Paul.

Yo Muhva Called Homeland Security On Jimmy Walker For Saying Dyn-O-Miiite At An Airport.

Yo Muhva Plays Call of Duty: African American Ops.

Yo Muhva Collects Interest On Her Daylight Savings.

Yo Muhva Knew That You Were Going To Order The Chicken.

Yo Muhva Took A Shit Underwater Because She Loves Scooby Doo.

Yo Muhva Was The 1993 Beer Pong Ball Washer Of The Year.

Yo Muhva Skinned A Goat In 23 Seconds At The 1996 Highland Games.

Yo Muhva Drank Coolwater To Try And Stop Sweating.

Yo Muhva Got Ms. Bliss Fired For Sexual Harassment.

Yo Muhva Kicked A Librarian In The Whispering Eye.

Yo Muhva Bought Some Garden Hoes From Flash Funk To Work Her Bush.