Yo Muhva Was The Opening Act For The Antiques Roadshow.

Yo Muhva Got A Club Foot With Vip Tables.

Yo Muhva Is President Of The "Selena Fan Club President" Fan Club.

Yo Muhva Wears Stone Washed Condoms.

Yo Muhva's Got A Leather Wig With A Humidor Shower Cap.

Yo Muhva Called Yogi Bear To Align Her Chakras.

Yo Muhva Was in PM Dusk.

Yo Muhva Triple Stamped A Double Stamp. No Erasies.

Yo Muhva's A Wet Nurse With Spigots For Nipples.

Yo Muhva Went To Katmandu To Molest Kittens.

Yo Muhva Cuts Rock Tracks With A Band Saw.

Yo Muhva Used Jeff Van Gundy To Dust Mop The School Gym.

Yo Muhva's In Indochina Hiding In A Bowl Of Rice.

Yo Muhva Held Keith Sweat's Durag Before Concerts.

Yo Muhva Beat The Wiz.

Yo Muhva Bought A Canary So She Can Twitter.

Yo Muhva Built The Springfield Monorail.

Yo Muhva Shot Heroine For An Hour Straight To Get Into The Mile High Club.

Yo Muhva Piloted Reggie Miller's Mothership.

Yo Muhva Shot Cornbread.

Yo Muhva Showed Benicio Del Toro Her Bare Ass So He Could Turn Into A Werewolf.

Yo Muhva Took Two Teaspoons Of Nutmeg And Saw Jesus.

Yo Muhva Sang Back Up For Engelbert Humperdink On Lesbian Seagull.

Yo Muhva Studied Bovine Manure To Become A Better Bullshitter.

Yo Muhva's A Federale Rapper Named Narco Popular. 

Yo Muhva Drinks Barnum & Bailey's During St. Patrick's Day.

Yo Muhva Auto-Tuned Stephen Hawking's Voice Box.

Yo Muhva Helped Jared Jeffries Produce The Ruff Ryders Anthem.

Yo Muhva Was The Bat Boy For The New Market Mallers.

Yo Muhva Lost Her Virginity In The Back Of REO Speedwagon.

Yo Muhva Was A 4-Time All American At The Culinary Institute Of America.